People, here is my message to humanity, yes it's the one the world has been waiting for, so listen carefully -
'Stop buying bread. Toil and save up and buy an oven. Also sell that microwave oven while you can. Then go and make your own bread. It is easy (you need flour, water and yeast, that's all) and so heavenly you will never be able to wipe your arse with white bread again. Start with not eating bread until you make your own. You will never regret it.'
Now go forth and do as I say (and do).