Sunday, November 05, 2006

On the horns of a horny dilemma

An e-mail I received on 2 November 2006...



The National Lottery
P.O.Box 17,
Kempsford, SW5 9LA
London.
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
NOVEMBER 2ND, 2006

Dear Lucky Winner,

THE UK NATIONAL LOTTERY SEASONAL PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION.

We happily announce to you the draw (#1082) of the UK LOTTERY SEASONAL PROMO, online Sweepstakes International program held on November 1st, 2006.

Your e-mail address drew the lucky numbers: 02- 07-11- 21- 33- 34 (Bonus no.08), and subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £500,000 (Five Hundred Thousand pounds sterling) in cash credited to file TU/9023118308/03.

This is from a total cash prize of £7,000000 shared amongst the (14) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 5 plus bonus. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place (ONCE IN EVERY YEAR). Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £500,000 (Five Hundred Thousand pounds sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.

Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you by our trustees. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.

To begin the claiming processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our only licensed and accredited fudiciary claims/agent with the information below:-

Name: John Dennison
Email: claimsagent@ukpromo4.co-mail.com

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed within 20 days from today. After this date all unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake.

Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence with your claims agent.

You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your reference and ticket numbers. (This is important as any case of double claim will not be entertained).

Members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this program.

Congratulations from me and members of staff of UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.

Thank you and congratulations!!!
Yours faithfully,
Wilson Forrester.
UK lottery Promo Co-ordinator.

Tell me what you think about this.

5 comments:

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    1. Lamb Stew
    2. White Wine
    3. Absolut Vanilla
    4. Johnnie Walker Blue Label
    5. Tequila Shots
    6. Pearl Jam as the guest band
    P.S. Entry by invitation only.

    aar jodi na pash tahole olyte dukkhe mod khaoash......

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  2. these r all just shit..........I also received one such e-mail bt it was just a PRANK

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